my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
horny people are illegal now folks 😔
my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty
My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house
My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome
Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now
My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit
Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you
this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin
people write mcr off as this cringy emo band that’s fanbase is 12 y/o emos but the tea is that mcr had an amazing artistic vision and coordinated their music with an intricate storyline and a specific aesthetic and don’t deserve the shit they get
*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people
*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much
ok this is me
Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger
*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go